What is the girlfriend experience?
I ring the buzzer on the hotel door, and adjust my hair briefly. With a smile already on my face, he opens the door.
I greet him with a showy, sugary disposition, and kiss him firmly on the cheek. I'm happy to be here, and he can tell.
"It's so good to see you!" I say and smile sweetly, my grin spreading wider as I spot the chocolate on the table. It's my favourite kind. He's been paying attention, unlike most men you meet online.
"How has your day been?" he queries with genuine interest, and I tell him about my day, but I'm glad the day's almost over and we can finally relax.
He likes cooking, but we're not cooking this evening. I've already eaten and my stomach is gurgling, which we laugh about nip a whisky. We have a few hours to get to know each other and hopefully develop an ongoing connection.
This is the Girlfriend Experience.
A Girlfriend Experience, or a GFE, is an emotionally intimate encounter that goes beyond a mere service, and involves controlled elements of vulnerability and personability. There's as much as a focus on personality, conversation, connection and chemistry as there is on physical pursuits.
And I'm the perfect girlfriend: classy, well dressed, ambitious, educated, good humoured, enthusiastic, cheerful, and complete with a large sexual appetite.
A premium GFE will make you feel like the man that you are. You'll feel respected, wanted, appreciated, and thoroughly content by the end of the date.
When the date is over, he braids my hair and we talk about music. He gifts me a book, which thrills me.
We part ways, and he follows up with a sweet text message.
The GFE is an experience to remember.